sleeping naked is very dangerous bc if someone breaks into your house at night it would be very embarrassing to fight him off while naked
Or you can distract them with your FAB naked body. I mean it could go either way.
i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically
grandpa
Awh awh awh my FAV blog follows me and I didn’t even know and I find it so cute awh.
Anonymous asked : I hope you know that you're a stunner
Someone thinks I’m a “stunner”. HAH! *points at ugly 12 year old self and laughs.
Thank you stranger 💗
Being sad is not fun it’s actually the least fun I hate that people make it some beautiful ass thing it’s so skewed and awful and suffocating
home is where the wifi is
(via arabarabarab)
no but what is the weather in beacon hills bc everyone else is in tee shirts and then there’s isaac in like four sweaters a stylish jacket and a cravat
weather forecast: low seventies, with an eighty-nine percent chance of isaac being fucking fab
Colour by Hobbie Stuart [aka the most underrated artist ever]
Truly I love him
Where have all the funny text posts gone?
